December 2011
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It's a great time to be a Space Quest fan
It’s not all holiday snark from me. Yes, yesterday’s post was borne out of an alcoholic rage, but at this point you should know better what to expect from me. So here’s some real holiday cheer for you:
One of the perks of being the jerk who wrote the Space Quest FAQ is that you get to butt in on a lot of cool stuff. In this case, I had the very good fortune to play a beta of a...
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I'm sane, by the way
You know what? I have two or three really good posts in me, but I’m scared to write ‘em up. Because at this point, I am half expecting a Tumblrbeast to come out of the woodworks and rectally assault me for trying to inject a little content into this cess-pool of so-called creativity we call social media.
Fuck this shit. I am not sitting around, wasting valuable drops of human...
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Tumblr ate my post
I don’t know what happened. But this happened:
That made me go like this:
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The four best racing games I can think of
I think racing games are crap. Every Need for Speed game I’ve ever played has been awful, games like Formula 1 and Gran Turismo bore me stiff, and the only thing crazy about Crazy Taxi was that they somehow had found the gall to demand money for it.
It’s gotten to the point where it’s ruined my enjoyment of okay racers, like Trackmania and Burnout. I just don’t get the big...
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I love my wife
Me: What time will you be home tomorrow? Do I have time to clean out the cocaine and the dismembered corpses of prostitutes from the bathroom, or do I have to do it tonight?
My wife: I'll be home around six thirty, so you'll have plenty of time.
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“Donald say he wants to run for President and move on into the White House. Why...”
– Snoop Dogg at the roast of Donald Trump
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An open letter to the collective recording...
Dear record companies,
Here’s why we’ve put up with your shit for so long.
We like music. I know that sounds corny and hackney, but really, why would we put so much energy into subjecting you to this much misery if we didn’t have a vested interest in it? We are not your average buying public. We don’t view music as a simple alternative to silence.
The reason why we put...
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Favorite Android apps I wish my HTC phone came...
tl;dr These are my favorite smartphone apps. Yes, I know that’s an awful lot to write about something as mundane as what apps I have on my phone. Congratulations. Now you know how it feels to live inside my head.
Long story: I’ve owned a smartphone now for the good part of six months, and even though I bitch about it to no end, I also begrudgingly have to admit that it has features...