From one lovely G+ paradise to another

Okay, this is awkward. tl;dr Anyone know how to migrate one Google+ account to another?



Long explanation: I’ve been using Google+ with a Gmail-account that’s not my primary e-mail, because my primary e-mail was some sort of elaborate voodoo horseshit my Dad has cooked up that tangentially involves using Gmail, but absolutely flat out refused to work with G+.

Today, however, I accidentally discovered that prejudice no longer burdens G+. My “hosted account,” or whatever the hell it was, now has a free pass at the door. I discovered this when I tried accessing G+ through the web interface on my phone, but my phone browser was apparently logged into my primary account.

Before I knew it, I had a brand spanking new G+ account. In my own name. With my primary e-mail address and everything.

Exactly how I always wanted it.

So, now, here’s my problem. I’ve been using this Gmail-powered G+ account for quite a while now, and it’s got a shit-ton of photos and many powerfully insightful nuggets of wisdom from my regular mind harvests that the world simply could not bear to do without.

So … Anyone know how to migrate all my G+ data from one account to the other?